You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure
I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!
“Not all men”
You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this
on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.
adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:
scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!
me: why
i may be a bit lost and hard to understand but i swear my intentions are pure and my heart is big
a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan”
i’m having trouble believing this
i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan
“before he’s ready for it”
what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week
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— Gary Vaynerchuk (@garyvee)August 13, 2017
